My "fine huzz" group chat as popular female pop-stars

I have a group chat with a group who are still friends after high school graduation. We've been through a lot together, and I've been missing them a little more as summer is on the horizon. So...I categorized all of us into popular female pop stars!

Paulina – Billie Eilish

Paulina is Billie Eilish in her "Happier Than Ever" era — thoughtful, introspective, and fiercely independent, with a love for alternative music that speaks to her deeper emotions. She’s the group's planner, always organized yet full of wanderlust, balancing her ambitious nature with an appreciation for quiet moments and intimate adventures. With her striking beauty and strong sense of self, Paulina is the kind of person who’s both grounded and effortlessly cool, offering wisdom and stability while navigating life’s ups and downs. Planner by day, deep-feeler by night.

Alyssa – Lady Gaga

Alyssa is Lady Gaga in her "Born This Way" meets "Chromatica" era — unapologetically bold, stylish, and the undeniable life of the party. She’s emotionally deep beneath the glam, fiercely loyal to her crew, and always creating chaos with love. Loud, late, and legendary.

Chaeylah – Ariana Grande

Chaeylah is Ariana Grande in full “Sweetener” to “Positions” evolution — globe-trotting, glam, and radiating soft-but-messy pop princess energy. She’s the emotional heart of the group, constantly caught between her loyalty to her people and her need to escape into music, musicals, or another country. Always trendy, a little chaotic, and full of secrets, she’s the type to cry during a love song at 2 a.m. while booking a flight to Paris with a Dr. Pepper in hand.

LMAO SORRY COLTON I HAVE NO PICTURES OF YOU

Colton – Kacey Musgraves (as a male energy)

Colton is Kacey Musgraves in her "Golden Hour" meets "Star-Crossed" era — warm-hearted, introspective, and country to the core, with a soft vulnerability behind the tough exterior. He’s the gentle giant who thrives at parties but carries quiet feelings. He’s the type to offer you a drink, a shoulder, and a perfectly timed country lyric that hits way too hard.

Ed – Charli XCX

Ed’s got that online brainrot, cheeky humor, and alt-pop messiness that screams Charli XCX. He’s fun, experimental, and always doing or saying something wild that somehow works. He’s the type to bring weird energy to the party, but it slays. Perfectly chaotic, but loyal and lovable.

Lacey – Lana Del Rey

Lacey is Lana Del Rey in her most "Norman F*ck*ng Rockwell" era — soft-spoken, emotionally rich, and carrying the weight of stories no one’s fully heard. She’s misunderstood but deeply kind, always turning to music to express what words can’t, with a dreamy melancholy that makes you want to hug her and never let go. Her presence is like a vintage filter: nostalgic, poetic, and quietly powerful. Go hug her. Right now.

Lexi – Shania Twain

Lexi is Shania Twain in the full “Come On Over” era — country-sweet, fiercely independent, and the ultimate mix of fun-loving and grounded. She’s the mom-friend who can outdrink you at a party, win a rugby match, then give you the best relationship advice with a side of Southern charm and sass. With a big heart, big energy, and big… well, vibes. — She’s the sunflower that blooms even in chaos.

Megan – Stevie Nicks

Megan is Stevie Nicks meets Billie Eilish — a perfect blend of retro mystique and modern edge, with an alternative soul and a laid-back vibe. She's the one who thrives in nature, indulging in bonfires and thrift store finds, while her eclectic taste in music spans from classic rock to offbeat pop. With a chill, bohemian spirit and a hint of rebellion, Megan brings a calm but powerful energy wherever she goes.

Nate – Troye Sivan (honorary female pop energy)

Nate is Troye Sivan with a dash of John Mayer — soft-spoken, introspective, and always seeking quiet moments of peace, whether through a good book or a serene outdoor escape. His easygoing nature and love for small, intimate experiences make him the friend who’s there for deep conversations or spontaneous adventures, yet he’s effortlessly himself despite any chaos around him. That balance of poetic and prankster fits too well.

Rachel – Florence Welch

Rachel is Florence Welch with a touch of Lorde — elegant, quiet, and deeply creative, yet always ready to unleash her wild side when the moment calls for it. She’s a blend of introspection and artistic flair, channeling her love for music, drawing, and fashion into every aspect of her life, while keeping a regal composure that draws people in. With a heart full of contradictions, Rachel is the kind of person who can surprise you with her unexpected bursts of brilliance, all while maintaining an aura of quiet mystery. 

Sabrina – Rihanna

Sabrina is Rihanna in her "Anti" to "Loud" eras — bold, unapologetic, and always ready to speak her truth, no matter the consequences. She’s fiercely loyal, the kind of friend who will ride or die for you, and always brings a magnetic energy that turns heads wherever she goes. With her blend of charisma, honesty, and a bit of mischief, Sabrina is the friend everyone loves and can count on, whether she’s dressed to impress or just speaking her mind.