Taylor Swift is Officially in Her Engaged Era
- Olivia Cisneros
- 15 hours ago
- 1 min read

“With every guitar string scar on my hand, I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover.”
❤︎❤︎❤︎
She was a pop and feminist icon; he was an NFL tight end. Both sold out stadiums, but nothing could have prepared them for this “Love Story.” And I must confess, I’ve had this song on repeat. Taylor’s version, of course… sue me!
Taylor Swift’s recent engagement to Travis Kelce inspires little girls everywhere. If you work hard, believe in yourself, and date enough emotionally unavailable men, you too might land a male podcaster and a ring as big as his ego! Love, which was once thought to be dead, has been single-handedly revived by an Instagram post. It
may not be a Shakespearean sonnet, but it got 6 million likes in under 4 hours. And in 2025, that’s basically the same thing. The day Taylor Swift got engaged, the quirky child we all hold inside of us finally felt chosen. I guess fairy tales really do exist! She is reminding us that anyone can have a happily ever after, as long as the ring is expensive enough to pay off all of UIC students’ loan debts. Taylor, what happened to marrying someone with paper rings?!
A final note to Travis- be careful with our girl. Cherish her spunky personality, nourish her creative and poetic side, and just don’t break her heart. She’s been through enough. If you do, you might be the next “All Too Well” 10-minute version. Talk about a modern day romance: one that is monetizable.
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