Protecting Your Gun’s Rights

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Many speculate that due to the rise in violence amongst men, innocent firearms are falling victim. This raises the question: would your guns be safer if men were regulated? Men, the competitive alphas that they are, vastly outnumber women as mass shooters. Statistics show that 98% of mass shooters have been male. Since obtainment of firearms can easily be achieved, people are falling prey to the rage of misunderstood men left and right. Research supports that the lack of female orgasm can be tied to men who own guns. These men should consider finding better uses for their trigger finger, particularly in the bedroom, rather than killing innocent people. One can only wonder if men would be more likely to use a vibrator on their partner if it looked like an AK.

There is no clear solution to these mass shootings plaguing the nation, but the control of men is a step in the right direction. To protect your gun from being complicit in a mass shooting, I recommend locking up men when they’re not in use. When letting a government-regulated man out, if his urge to abuse a gun persists, dump him in a river, and buy a vibrator.