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Olivia Cisneros

The Perfect Woman's Manifesto

This is a girls' guide to navigating the world of a chauvinistic male-dominated society. The road ahead may seem fraught with challenges, but we seek to equip women with some tips on how to not only survive, but thrive in this environment.

  • Instant obedience!

  • Complete submission

  • Only speak when spoken to, and when spoken to, do not respond with senseless chatter about your personal interests, hopes, and ideas.

  • Know your worth... for pleasure and pleasure only

  • Be a good girl

  • Shut up and take it

  • Do not have any thoughts of your own, but manage to stay interesting.

  • No is not a word in your vocabulary.

  • What you wear is solely to attract a mate

  • Control your emotions, don't be a drama queen

  • Be dependent, not needy

  • Have Michelin-level chef skills (especially with sandwiches)

  • Your body is the only thing of value

  • Nothing for master's pleasure is beneath you

  • Abandon all your wants, needs, and desires and give yourself over to your master completely!


    photo from 1952 Schlitz beer ad

    The sole purpose of any woman is to submit to a strong man. So, remember ladies, if you aren't suffering at his expense, do you even love him? Are you fulfilling your womanly purpose? As long as you are well behaved, you will not be given a reason to complain.





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