An Objective Analysis of Trump's Entirely Necessary Ballroom

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As I am sure all of you have heard, our beloved president, who is most definitely NOT tone deaf, has decided to add a ballroom to the historic White House. While there has been great discourse surrounding its construction, I am here to lay out the facts, so you can accurately form your opinions.

Pros:

• The project's budget is super low, only $250 million, so it's good to know he's not taking resources away from hard-working Americans, just the government.

• All of the decoration changes Trump has made to the White House are regal and subtle. There is no doubt the ballroom will be just as enchanting- somewhere between the Sistine Chapel and a buffet at a Las Vegas casino.

• Trump can show off his wide range of dance moves.

• Prominent leaders can now discuss the state of our world while doing the Cupid Shuffle.

• The new and improved Epstein Island!

Cons:

• Gold. So much gold.

• Possibility of painted murals depicting Trump as a cherub.

• Only accommodates 999 people, or 1,067, if Trump leaves his ego at the door (level: impossible).

• The only beverage served will be Coca-Cola, so diabetics beware... Yes, you heard that right. Not even Coke Zero.

• Takes the East Wing away from the people and replaces it with an event space that reflects Trump's humility.

• Demolishes the first lady's office, which severely undermines women and reinforces gender inequality.